About a bull, Doug says, "Look at the nuts on that thing. We see that Jack and his men have Dudley tied up, and Jack threatens to break his legs (and then head) if his three friends don't show their faces. About his plumbing shoes, Bobby comments about condoms on them Bobby's wife constantly talks down to and orders him around. Phrases: "It's like a car alarm that sh*ts," "I'm tired of dealing with sh*t all of the time," "Bears don't eat sh*t," "This is bullsh*t," "Oh sh*t," "I will beat sh*t down," "Saying the weirdest sh*t," "Sh*t-hole," "You look like an Eskimo hooker" (or something close to that), "Granny's gonna spank your bottom," "Leather condom" (helmet), "My junk" (penis and/or testicles), "Look at the nuts on that thing," "One powerful little sucker," "In your day, the mean had pyramids to build," "Screw" (nonsexual), "I hate you," "Moron," "Bitch" (man), "I'll see you hogs in hell," "Without busting your ass," "Buck wild," "What kind of crap is that?" The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long. ), The Fuegos mercurial leader, Jack, hits fellow bikers, throws a chair through a window and shoves a man after taking his cell phone. The film concludes with the guys (and the camera) eyeballing bikini-clad women at the beach. At the fenced pen, Woody decides to do it, so he sneaks up on the bull, slaps it on the rear, and then runs back to the fence. Peter Fonda, the greatest biker of them all (absent from the film until this point), magically appears out of nowhere and tells the other bikers to leave the foursome alone. gtag('config', 'G-6VYSQ581R3'); Since the four friends often get together for weekend rides on their motorcycles, Woody proposes that they get away from all of their problems and experience the life of leisure and total freedom by taking a cross-country motorcycle trip. We see the four men urinating, with their backs to the camera (we see some of their urine streams). Doug takes a softball to the groin. VIOLENCE/GORE 4 - Four men fight many other men with punches and kicks; one man is struck on the head with a pan, many face and stomach punches land and several people have bloody and bruised faces. When you start reviewing camping options, your history will display here to help compare sites and find the best stay. JUMP SCENES Parched from being in the desert, Bobby and Woody spray soda water from a bar's soda water nozzle gun into their mouths. Moderate It then burns through and lands on the sleeping bag inside, catching it on fire. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" While well outside the traditional camping film genre, several campers gave the thumbs a big thumbs up for the films humor and music. Doug comments about "take a leak" and that he has to pee again. Toggle navigation. Although they have jobs and other responsibilities, Woody (Travolta), convinces his friends (Allen, Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy) to take a spur-of-the-moment motorcycling trip. Three men ride their motorcycles into a surfboard and are knocked to the ground. When asked what Woody's wife has ever made them, Bobby jokingly replies, "Hard." Oh no! We see that Jack and his men have Dudley tied up, and Jack threatens to break his legs (and then head) if his three friends don't show their faces. A nude male police officer (we see his bare chest) jumps in water where four men are skinny-dipping and invites them to play chicken fights or Marco Polo. Set in Australia, this film follows three cross-dressing performers into the Outback in their lavender-colored school bus that acts as both a dressing room and their home on the road. Bobby's young daughter lets out a piercing scream (just to make an obnoxious noise). A biker pours a mug of beer over a guy's head, commenting on it being "piss warm." Parched from being in the desert, Bobby and Woody spray soda water from a bar's soda water nozzle gun into their mouths. All that Chet Ripley (the late John Candy) wants is a peaceful family vacation. Some dental suction Doug is using in a patient's mouth causes that person a little pain. Having been one of the six Americans who somehow missed "Wild Hogs" during its massively popular theatrical run, I approach its DVD release with curiosity. Learn More, Plan the perfect trip from home or on the road with the official KOA app. To get back at his mother-in-law for saying that in her day, the men wore the pants (referring to how Bobby's wife treats him), Bobby retorts that in her day, the men had pyramids to build. Add scene description. Bobby says he keeps his underwear on because he didn't want it to get dark in the water (a joking reference to being black and having a large penis). Doug's wife jokes about the middle-aged guys having to stop to pee a lot. Needing to get away from it all, he proposes the trip, and is the one responsible for the accidental destruction of the biker bar. and one of the aggressors says, "I do." The men stare at various young and shapely ladies in skimpy bikinis (that show cleavage and varying amounts of bare butt cheeks) as the men ride along on their bikes. All Rights Reserved, Be aware that while we do our best to avoid spoilers it is impossible to disguise all details and some may reveal crucial plot elements. KOA Care Camps Big Weekend and KOA Rewards Weekend. Madrid, New Mexico. news, tips, recipes and more, to enhance the camping lifestyle that you Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. With Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy. While we read all emails & try to reply we don't always manage to do so; be assured that we will not share your e-mail address. We use cookies on koa.com to help improve your experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits, troubleshoot how the site operates, and learn more about how koa.com is performing. While drinking beer from a pitcher, Dudley growls at others and then belches. Some sexually related song lyrics are present (see "Music(Inappropriate)" for details). But fear not for our band of middle-aged men, because in the end they are saved by the power of friendship. Some men's bare butts are seen as they skinny-dip. Dudley then does the same, but his hits and cracks a trucker's windshield, with all four guys then fleeing. REVIEWED By Toddy Burton, Fri., March 2,. 1996-2022 Screen It, Inc. TIM ALLEN plays a suburban dentist who isn't happy in his life for a number of reasons and thus agrees to Woody's suggestion of a road trip. Bird droppings splatter on Dougs face. Carnival Clowns. Woody yells at a boy to hold up his end of the deal of raking Woody's yard (the boy complains it's not enough money for the size). Dudley states that he can now empty his poop bag. Dudley carries his excrement in a bag. We see miscellaneous cleavage. These spacious sites offer your very own patio equipped with outdoor furniture and the perfect place for a fire. Dusty Trail Blues. Each month, direct to your email inbox, we'll send the best camping Guest View: 'Wild Hogs' Puts Spotlight on Madrid. The men, and then later a gay cop, go skinny-dipping in a lake. ", Woody gives Dudley a dance lesson (for Maggie), but during an embrace, Woody says, "That's enough" and walks off, with Dudley replying, "It's just a pocketknife. A biker grabs a bystander, takes his phone, and shoves him away. A man grabs a man and shoves him, and a man pours a beer over another man's head, and then throws him into another man. They don't immediately realize the cop is there and comment about Woody riding them so hard the day before, the human body was not meant to ride something so huge, and Bobby saying his jaw hurts from blowing so hard (inflating a mattress), all of which the cop thinks is referencing gay sex. There are some laugh-out-loud moments as well as some heart-touching ones. Jack smacks one of his minions. Bobby Davis: Wut da? Beneath huge sheets of white billowing silk a scene of contained chaos . WILLIAM H. MACY plays their other friend, a geeky computer programmer who's awkward and shy around women until he meets Maggie (with whom he might sleep). At a carnival attraction, Bobby throws a baseball at some targets, but it ricochets and hits Doug in the crotch, doubling him over in pain. Check out some of our top family vacation ideas from the west coast to the east youll find something fun for the whole family! Find it here. About Jack and his gang surrounding them, Bobby asks if anybody else is getting "that pre-rape feeling," with one of Jack's minions enthusiastically saying he does. Various characters have varying degrees of bad attitudes. Men remark about the size of a bull's testicles. Midlife crises, particularly among men. Moderate Then read OUR TAKE of this film. Sequences of genuinely funny laugh lines, a clever twist on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Move the bus!) and even Tim Allen himself werent nearly enough to distract us from the fact that the sneak-peek showing we attended was crammed with kids. Woody yells at a boy to hold up his end of the deal of raking Woody's yard (the boy complains it's not enough money for the size). When one refers to crawfish, the kids and father dive under the water to look, with Woody then reacting to something under the water, with the father then popping up and realizing that the men are nude. All four men have beer as do others in a bar (we see many beers in front of the four). DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT Bobby thanks the owners of an RV, saying he left the window open (presumably meaning he's just used their bathroom). One character tells another character "I hate you." We see pictures of women wearing skimpy outfits that reveal cleavage, bare abdomens and legs. Here's a brief summary of the content found in this comedy that's been rated PG-13. Throughout their road trip, the crew's wacky adventures include setting a tent on fire, destroying their cell phones, and swimming naked in a pond. Welcome to the new, uniquely 21st-century family comedyso what if its not rated G? KOA Rewards campers get access to discounts, exclusive partner offers, and other great savings! Doug Madsen (TIM ALLEN) is a successful Cincinnati dentist, but he isn't happy about his restrictive diet or the fact that his son would rather play ball with a friend's father than him. Minor CAST AS ROLE MODELS: MARISA TOMEI plays a small town resident who runs the local diner and ends up falling for Dudley (with whom she might sleep). Some viewers might not like the gay-related and homophobic humor present in the film. Were more like wild lambs, laments Woody. The comment to get out and enjoy life. Add scene description. The Wild Hogs are excited to stop at a "real" biker bar in New Mexico, which is home to the biker gang, the Del Fuegos, led by Jack Blade, played by Ray . I suppose "forgetting you were supposed to have more bag-of-poop jokes because you were busy trying to figure out how to set things on fire instead" could be the perfect metaphor for this movie. Dudley wipes out on his bike and slides across the road while his bike crashes into something. Aside from a few little problems (like the accidental tent fire), everything goes welluntil, in New Mexico, they meet the Del Fuegos. The four guys drink in a bar where others drink. It tries to offer up messages about overcoming fear and standing up for your friends. REVIEWS Four men urinate on the side of a road (we see a stream). Two men slap a bull and run, one man gets away unharmed, but the other man is chased and thrown in the air by the bull; another man who is tries to distract the bull is also thrown (no one is seriously injured). After a couple lewd encounters with a homosexual highway patrolman, whom they shun, the four friends have a run-in with a real motorcycle gang. Our ratings and reviews are based on the theatrically-released versions of films; on video there are often Unrated, Special, Director's Cut or Extended versions, (usually accurately labelled but sometimes mislabeled) released that contain additional content, which we did not review. The wife (onshore) sees the underwear, and the family then hurries off. Heavy Dudley Frank: Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. DISCUSSION TOPICS - Boredom, adventure, taking chances, friendship, self-confidence, respect, deception, disappointment, ego, lying, bravery, obsessive/compulsive disorder, responsibility, homosexuality, fantasies, high cholesterol, motorcycling. Also with Ray Liotta, Marisa Tomei and Tichina Arnold. John Travolta as Woody Stevens; Tim Allen as Doug Madsen; Martin Lawrence as Bobby Davis; William H. Macy as Dudley Frank; Ray Liotta as Jack; Marisa Tomei as Maggie; Jill Hennessy as Kelly Madsen. Hundreds of KOA campground job opportunities for those who love the RV camping life. Woody lies to his friends about confronting Jack and his gang. A deputy is missing much of one ear from a much earlier, unseen gun accident. They were previously in Smokin' Aces (2006). Sitting back and enjoying the wild ride is your best choice in getting the full enjoyment out of this flick. A man touches a man's motorcycle seat and then licks his finger. At a carnival, a middle-aged man shakes his clothed butt while singing some suggestive lyrics. Bobbys teenage daughter gives him some serious lip. And theyre off! If you think what we do is worthwhile, please donate or become a member, John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy star as four middle-aged men who feel that their suburban lives in Cincinnati have become a trap and they need a change before they are too old. (The camera is behind them.) To compare Wild Hogs to comedic greats and classic movies about mid-life crisis would be absolutely foolish. Most of the following is played for laughs. 2 BD + 2 BA A joke is made of a deputys ear having been shot off. "Hell just froze over," "It's in my skin, bitch" (referring to a tattoo, said to no one in particular), "Hey numb nuts," "Got a cheap ass wife," "This is poop, don't eat it," "Bury it or I'll vomit in your lap," "Wimp," "Poindexter," "Damn lucky," "Take a leak," "What the hell?" The men decide to participate in a "slap the bull" game, not initially realizing it's meant literally (with Bobby saying he thought it was a drinking game). Bobby says he keeps his underwear on because he didn't want it to get dark in the water (a joking reference to being black and having a large penis). A song has the lyric, "Gonna light your fire" (meant sexually). A cartoonish encounter with a rampaging bull sends two Hogs flying skyward. About the reconstruction of a biker bar, a comment is made about there being a year's supply of free beer with that. Relax, you're with friends. And its not always a shallow one, either. bar watching the show. 1996-2022 Screen It, Inc. And yet, many of the films morals (friendship is the greatest adventure of all, learn to appreciate what you have, blah blah blah) are reminiscent of the Tim Allen films we grew up watching. Dudley jumps in and we see a quick view of his bare butt again. A biker picks up a bystander and throws him into another person. www.westsideplaces.com So, they mount their motorcycles and make their way across the country. Dudley accidentally crashes into some hay. "Oh hell no," "Shut up," "That's a damn lie," "Sweet ride," "Does anybody else get that pre-rape feeling?" gtag('js', new Date()); Dudley then rushes up to throw water onto the fire, but he picked the wrong container and throws a flammable liquid onto it, causing it to erupt even more. Dudley jumps in and we see a quick view of his bare butt again. A mild amount of comically played, suspenseful music is heard in the film. Some dental suction Doug is using in a patient's mouth causes that person a little pain. Phrases: "It's like a car alarm that sh*ts," "I'm tired of dealing with sh*t all of the time," "Bears don't eat sh*t," "This is bullsh*t," "Oh sh*t," "I will beat sh*t down," "Saying the weirdest sh*t," "Sh*t-hole," "You look like an Eskimo hooker" (or something close to that), "Granny's gonna spank your bottom," "Leather condom" (helmet), "My junk" (penis and/or testicles), "Look at the nuts on that thing," "One powerful little sucker," "In your day, the mean had pyramids to build," "Screw" (nonsexual), "I hate you," "Moron," "Bitch" (man), "I'll see you hogs in hell," "Without busting your ass," "Buck wild," "What kind of crap is that?" Move sliders from 0-10 in any combination, check and uncheck MPAA ratings and use keywords to further filter results -- please let us know what you think. He also drinks and uses profanity. Jack smokes once, as do a few miscellaneous bikers. (310) 391-1076, MEDIA CAREER COACHING FILM, TV, RADIO Resume, Interviews, job search $100.00 per hour Kathryn S. Levine Executive Producer [emailprotected]. While we read all emails & try to reply we do not always manage to do so; be assured that we will not share your e-mail address. A man eats a stick of butter and drinks gravy from a gravy dish and then becomes ill (we see him in the hospital where he is told that he had a panic attack). He uses profanity and smokes. Doug jokingly refers to Dudley's old-fashioned helmet as a leather condom. He drinks some along the way and must contend with Jack and his gang. Comedy: Suffering from various midlife crises, four friends set out on a cross-country motorcycle trip only to encounter an ill-tempered motorcycle gang. Here are seven budget tips for RVing from discounts to boondocking. At least 1 possible "f" word (and another that appeared to be mouthed, but not heard), 13 "s" words, 2 slang terms using female genitals ("p*ssy"), 1 using male ones ("my junk"), 26 asses (11 used with "hole"), 8 damns, 7 hells, 3 craps, 2 S.O.B.s and 2 uses of "Oh God.". WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? Woody sneaks back to the biker bar and cuts the gas lines on Jack and the others' bikes. Despite a later version released in the 1990s, KOA campers say that it is the original Hayley Mills version that rules the screen. We hear that Woody's wife left him three months ago. If your kids (or grandkids) havent seen one girl playing two girls wreaking havoc on two coasts and one summer campits time to get this one into the player. "One of the 50 Coolest Websitesthey simply tell it like it is" - TIME, The current economic climate has reduced our revenues. Dudley says he'll tie it up in a tree so that a bear won't get it, with Woody replying, "Bears don't eat sh*t.". A man rides his motorcycle into a realtor placard, and he is knocked off his motorcycle and onto the ground but he is apparently uninjured. Mistakenly thinking some gang members are scared of a potential lawsuit should they mess with the Wild Hogs (when they're just holding back from orders by Jack), Bobby throws a beer onto a biker and then squirts ketchup and mustard onto him and his biker buddy. Wild Hogs: Directed by Walt Becker. Who Do You Love. That doesn't mean this area has to always be empty. Woody Stevens: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Bobby's young daughter lets out a piercing scream (just to make an obnoxious noise). Bobby then tops that off by kneeing one in the crotch, bending him over in pain (while played for comedy, some viewers might be concerned for Bobby's safety). Starring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox, this is definitely not a light-hearted camping movie. Credit Solution Experts Incorporated offers quality business credit building services, which includes an easy step-by-step system designed for helping clients build their business credit effortlessly. A song has sexual sounding lyrics about someone who knows how to ride another. The others are reluctant, but eventually agree, and soon the quartet hits the road. VIOLENCE It is now a gift shop that sells Wild Hog and Del Fuego souvenirs. "Anal retentive wimp," "What, are you nuts?" (and shakes his clothed butt while doing so). However, any commercial reproduction of anything appearing within this site is both illegal and in really bad taste and we will take action |more|. Posters featuring pinup girls are prominently featured during a scene in Woodys house. After they run out of gas in the desert, the men see a sign for beer in the next town. Dudley, though, is bound with duct tape and strung up from a tree limb. As the bull runs from right to left, a trainer can be seen for a second in the background. A biker grabs a bystander, takes his phone, and shoves him away. A fight then breaks out between the three men (Dudley still being tied up) and the bikers, with punches and other hitting occurring, including a martial arts kick to Bobby, Dudley being thrown through a window, and a man being hit in the crotch. (2007) (Tim Allen, John Travolta) (PG-13) We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we accept compliments too. Off-screen sex or fooling around is implied, while men ogle young and shapely women in very revealing bikinis. After they run out of gas in the desert, the men see a sign for beer in the next town. Music(Scary/Tense) KOA Holiday - Basecamp for the Great Outdoors, KOA Resort - The Destination for Recreation. Mild But while Larry, Mo and Curly fell down a lot and poked each other, Woody, Doug, Bobby and Dudley swear, brawl, get naked and burn down a bar. Just then, a family shows up, with the father and kids getting in the water, not realizing the men are nude (the men try to persuade them to leave, but to no avail). When Jack and his gang arrive with revenge on their minds, the four middle-aged men must decide what they're going to do . Come for the goofy midlife crises. Maggie shows a little cleavage. Starring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy, Ray Liotta, Marisa Tomei. When Jack and his gang arrive with revenge on their minds, the four middle-aged men must decide what they're going to do . (Hes upset because shes dressed like an Eskimo hooker, but he seems incapable of doing anything about it.) We hear that Woody is broke and is getting divorced from his supermodel wife. BLOOD/GORE The men decide to participate in a "slap the bull" game, not initially realizing it's meant literally. Doug then decides to do the same, but the bull chases after him after he slaps it, flipping him up into the air. Directed by Walt Becker (Van Wilder), the film takes place in a little suburban town where four unconvincing and mismatched friends decide they are bored with their humdrum lives. A man on a stage sings suggestive lyrics and dances ("Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"). wild hogs tent fire scenegeorgia foraging laws. About Jack and his gang surrounding them, Bobby asks if anybody else is getting "that pre-rape feeling," with one of Jack's minions enthusiastically saying he does. We see some miscellaneous bare midriffs. Doug then decides to do the same, but the bull chases after him after he slaps it, flipping him up into the air. He then looks like he's in pain, and we next see him in the hospital where the doc tells him he's had a stress-induced panic attack. C'mon, there's no such thing as a stupid question. "Oh hell no," "Shut up," "That's a damn lie," "Sweet ride," "Does anybody else get that pre-rape feeling?" A biker pours a mug of beer over a guy's head, commenting on it being "piss warm." Curious if this title is entertaining, any good, and/or has any artistic merit? If any information appears to be missing from this page, contact us and let us know! KOA Rewards campers can also view points, rewards, history, and more! When asked what Woody's wife has ever made them, Bobby jokingly replies, "Hard.". Woody makes an obscene gesture, and a racial epithet makes it into the script. If you havent seen this timeless film, put it on your list of have tos. Youll love seeing the late Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz in their glory days, playing a honeymooning couple with an oversize camping trailer. THE ASSIGNED NUMBERS All four men have beer as do others in a bar (we see many beers in front of the four). Well, not quite the biggest. Monthly camping tips, recipes, giveaways and more! well as at our campgrounds. A man spills beer on two men and then squirts ketchup and mustard on them both. Woody and Doug then sneak up on and slap a bull on its rear. Add time. A song has the lyric, "Gonna light your fire" (meant sexually). We see Dudley's bare butt (and chest) as he prepares to skinny dip with the other men in a pond, but they state they're wearing their underwear. Don't let fear control your life. A vulture follows four men pushing their motorcycles on a desert highway.